Smiling

martyrsauce @ 2006-04-03T06:00:00

2006-04-03T11:00:44Z

commit emocide

monkey and me

2006-01-22T02:03:23Z

the monkey's arrogant father laughed at the party.

acquiring that now dehydrated body
was delicate to begin with.

A silent applause, while we tenderly
suffocated the living degradation.
soon the eager cannibalistic scum
became desperate.
my hairy novelty embraced my approval, digging into wet sockets.

afterward, the monkey and i splashed rigidly in the tub, hysterical.
it was useful for a while.

but now i was alone, and the monkey's soul was twisted with crime.

chuck norris

2006-01-08T04:32:38Z

martyrsauce @ 2006-01-01T01:50:00

2006-01-01T07:52:40Z

it is now the 188th anniversary of the publication of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, or The Modern Prometheus.

New Years Resolutions

2006-01-01T04:01:35Z

this year. . .

i will try to. . .

stop eating meat.
get chris to stop being a
"legendary" alcoholic
and drug abuser,
so we can get something done.
kill robin williams.
milk goats.
finish everything.

martyrsauce @ 2005-11-04T19:27:00

2005-11-05T01:28:28Z

martyrsauce @ 2005-09-21T21:27:00

2005-09-22T02:28:05Z

so we are still only about 35 percent moved in. but if anyone wants to visit, give me a call.

right now the most important question is. . .

what happened to keenertrain???

where is that movie??

if you read this, i will pay serious money to see it once it is completed.

i feel like a ghost without those updates.

martyrsauce @ 2005-09-09T13:18:00

2005-09-09T18:18:41Z

i have been moving for the last two weeks. i am still moving, but i have internet access now. my new e-mail address is
nitegoat
AT
charter.net
looking forward to finallly being able to catch up on everthing that is going on in the world.
i highly recommend the book Lords of Chaos. i just now read it. i'm always a little behind, if you know what i mean, and i think you do.

martyrsauce @ 2005-07-01T14:53:00

2005-07-01T19:54:25Z

Sunday night july 3rd @ Holly's house, there is going to be a wedding party / bbq for all of our friends to attend we would love it if everyone would come. It is going to be @ 6 pm, so please give holly a call at 318-2761 to let her know if you are going to attend. BBQ chicken will be served, and also we will be accepting contributions of can drinks, chips, and/or fireworks, if you wish to bring something. Thanks and i hope to see everyone there.
Our wedding will be on friday july 29th at 6 pm, if you wish to attend please give your address so that we might send an invitation.
Thanks,
Holly and Andy

martyrsauce @ 2005-06-01T18:50:00

2005-06-01T23:50:29Z

new AIM screenname
it
is

nitegoat

i should be on more

complete devastation

2005-05-19T21:24:36Z

so i get back at three in the morning from seeing star wars and i found out that i missed the actual big movie event of my life.

at the nashville film festival in april, harmony korine introduced robert bresson's the devil, probably,
followed by his own above the below.

ah bresson why do you elude me?

martyrsauce @ 2005-05-11T21:06:00

2005-05-12T02:08:15Z

5 years later, and where's ricky 6?

martyrsauce @ 2005-04-28T16:45:00

2005-04-28T21:47:04Z

r.i.p. hasil adkins

martyrsauce @ 2005-03-30T02:31:00

2005-03-30T08:32:17Z

BRANDED FOR LIFE.

translucent clowns feel my mime

2005-03-30T00:20:36Z

a sushi chef made beef sashimi and holly ate it.
RAW MEAT!

experience the power of the pyramids

2005-03-23T00:35:14Z

Keanu is Hawaiian for "cool breeze over the mountains."

ring two SUCKS

HEY

2005-03-18T00:54:39Z

everyone who lives near me should meet me at the hollywood 18 friday night at midnight to see Ring Two.
it's been a while.

newz

2005-03-08T00:56:36Z

i am trying to lose thirty pounds in order to play steven latham in a movie.

possible titles-

horse of a different color: the rise of black tar heroin in southern california
no anus
hair on fire

oh and daniel g. i left my phone somewhere and don't have it yet. that's why no answer.

martyrsauce @ 2005-03-04T21:42:00

2005-03-05T03:42:53Z

I WANNA RUN THRU YR WIKKED GARDEN

martyrsauce @ 2005-02-24T16:57:00

2005-02-24T22:57:43Z

i am posting a video of a song by daniel earl bradford of haven't slept since sunday
from his album "this is emo"
the song is called "kicking lindsay howard" and it is about lindsay howard
but the name is making fun of kicking howard.
the video stars daniel earl bradford of haven't slept since sunday and greg massa
it is about a man thinking of his youth and past relationships and wondering if he would still be as pathetic as he is
if certain things hadn't happened
but ultimately deciding that he's better off with his dick pump.

aspirationsgone (12:44:23 AM): haven't slept since sunday
aspirationsgone (12:44:26 AM): people are going to hate me
aspirationsgone (12:44:33 AM): make sure you say its from the album "this is emo"

warning: it's a pretty big file and there is adult content.
click . . . too late. missed it.

it was only posted for 24 hours.

martyrsauce @ 2005-02-22T21:07:00

2005-02-23T03:08:12Z

Direct Entertainment: Do you have any vices?

Giuseppe Andrews: I like a little LSD before I get my dong rode.

"well it seems to me that my coming into this world was a very hard fall"-kaspar hauser

2005-01-19T22:58:08Z

i miss you guys.

so if i owned an s/m dungeon, i would call it the nutcracker suite.
looks like someone beat me to it - http://www.nutsuite.com/

i wish i was more articulate.
what do you wish?
all of you
answer me.

martyrsauce @ 2004-12-25T04:53:00

2004-12-25T10:55:54Z

merry christmas everyone. i love you all!

santa. . . good gift ideas for me

2004-12-08T07:50:24Z

arranged by price:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00065GHWE/qid=1102491913/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/104-9391795-0857515?v=glance&s=music&n=507846

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0941188957/qid=1101859295/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl14/104-9391795-0857515?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

http://www.5minutesonline.com/1D/viennaactionists.htm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MRZ10000

just kidding about that last one. but LOOK at it.
HO HOOH OHO HO MERRRY CHRISSSTMAAS

martyrsauce @ 2004-12-03T19:17:00

2004-12-04T01:19:31Z

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